To celebrate the end of the year with summer just around the corner (and the end of exams i.e. hell on earth), there’s a new feature being added to the simples roster: & OTHER STORIES. Apologies for stealing the name of one of the UK’s most celebrated new shops, but I’ve been meaning to incorporate more real-life beauty hacks/lifestyle-ish posts since the beginning, so let this be the introduction to a whole realm of DIY-related, kitchen beautician-style posts here on le blog. I was quite late to the party with this topic, since apparently it was bouncing around the beauty community a few months ago, but after reading an article about it on Into the Gloss here, it had to be tested and shared with the rest of the simples fam. You may (or may not) be wondering, What’s this oil pulling business then, Kristina? Well. Let me tell you. It’s gross. But totally worth it. Definitely one of those “it hurts to be beautiful”-type things that’s not one for the faint of heart (or of stomach). So here it is: take a tablespoon of your favorite oil-most people use coconut oil for the healthy components-and swish it around in your mouth like mouthwash for 20 minutes. No swallowing allowed. It’s meant to draw out the toxins from your saliva and break down oil-soluble plaque for a whiter smile, not to mention aligning your chakras or whatever else the Kale-eating hipsters of Coachella lore claim it does. Naturally. A lot of reviews I read said that it reduced headaches as well as cleared skin, so I set out to pull a tablespoon of semi-hard oil between my teeth every day for a week. The things I do for blogging. I have two spots of hypo-calcification on my front teeth, areas where not enough calcium was available when they developed thanks to previous milk allergies that manifest themselves in two large white spots. They’re not horrible anymore after a few rounds of dental whitening, but the hope was that oil pulling might slightly reduce the contrast between the spots and the rest of my teeth. I do recommend using coconut oil, not least of all because it tastes a little better than pure olive oil in large quantities, but make sure whatever oil you use is organic and unrefined or extra virgin. Processing strips the beneficial qualities from the oil and basically makes the process obsolete. Oil picked, it has the strangest consistency when you first put it in your mouth because it’s slightly hard, but it melts down to a runny oil straight away. The first and last two minutes proved to be the hardest every time; not swallowing has never been this hard. I would usually put it in and sit to watch an episode of whatever T.V. show I needed to catch up on and swish, swish, swish. After 20 minutes, spit, brush, and voilà. No residue whatsoever on the teeth. After a week, I noticed the biggest difference in my skin rather than my teeth. Clear, free of any pimples, with no little under-the-skin mountain ranges whatsoever. After stopping the “treatment” for around a week, blemishes were back in style on my face, while the second week saw the re-emergence of the Alps around my forehead. It was bad. It’s all about keeping a consistent regimen here, folks: try pulling oil once or twice a week to keep things in check. I can’t report super-significant teeth whitening, but if you’re thinking about pulling oil one of these days, do it for your skin: you can thank me later.
What’s the weirdest beauty regime you’ve followed for results? Let me know below!
Fun fact: my first ever makeup purchase was Chanel’s Perfection Lumière Foundation. At twelve years old. I saved my pennies, ran to the counter, and went home with the most beautiful bottle of stuff I’d ever seen. True, it’s a lovely product, and will forever illicit nostalgia to my beauty naiveté of days gone by, but I don’t get much wear out of it these days since I fell in love with the Vitalumière Aqua. The original perfection lumière formula is just a tidbit too matte and slightly too full coverage, to the point where things can get a wee bit cakey. The makeup gods over at Chanel have answered our prayers for a lighter semi-matte base for warm weather that doesn’t look like too much with their new launch, the Perfection Lumière Velvet foundation. Think the a cross between the Perfection Lumière and the Vitalumière Aqua and you just might end up with a bottle of this. Gold. It blends like a dream and really does leave the silkiest finish-more matte than dewy but with the most stunning radiance peeking through you’ve ever seen. Makeup tends to be nowhere to be seen on my skin by the end of the day, and this champ stays put for absolutely ages. Good coverage, beautiful packaging, and a base that looks like skin. What more could you ask for?
Everyone, spring has sprung. I generally refuse to accept that winter’s over until I get my hands on the new spring launches, and Clinique’s new collection of Cheek Pop blushers is nothing if not the perfect little pots to usher in warm weather. I have the shade 02 Peach Pop, a lovely warm-toned pink with a hint of apricot shot through (hint: it’s peach). The formula on these is absolutely bizarre; they look like a cream product both in the pan and on the cheeks, but they’re actually made of powder. The hybrid consistency is really what sets them apart from your typical peach-y pink blusher. They apply slightly sheer at first and build up easily to give just the right amount of color. I’m usually quite heavy-handed with the blush, and I can’t say I’ve overapplied this even slightly since I got it. Foolproof. I have my eye on two other shades, Berry Pop, a bright fuschia, and the more muted Ginger Pop. They’re a dream to blend, and have the luminosity of a cream that makes melds perfectly with your skin to give the perfect sunkissed flush of color. Priced at $21, these are great bang for your buck as you don’t need a load of product and they’re reasonably priced, but the quality of these is what really sets them apart. On me, the shade is actually really similar to Nars Orgasm but more natural: think all the glow sans the discoball shimmer. Simples.
What blushes have you been loving lately?
In the spirit of picking things up again here on succhisimples., I may or may not have gone overboard at the Chanel counter at my local Saks. I’ve been itching to get my hands on the new Perfection Lumière Velvet foundation since it launched, so let’s call this a research-driven spree to let you all know what I think (and take some of the blame for the binge-shopping off my shoulders). I absolutely adore the packaging, it’s so sleek and compact, making it perfect for travel during the summer months. I’ll be formally reviewing it in a few days, including how it compares to the next product, so stay tuned, kids. Next up, my all-time favorite foundation has been repurchased, but alas, this tube’s not for me. Enter, Chanel’s Vitalumière Aqua foundation. I actually picked up the shade 70 Beige for my mum, who’s been looking for a new summer base, as it’s a little too dark for my skin. Like I said, look out for a comparison in the review post for the Perfection Lumière Velvet sometime this week for more. And finally, finally, finally, I get to introduce the Les Beiges Healthy Glow Powder. It’s mine. I’ve put off purchasing this compact for absolutely ages, purely because it costs sixty dollars, which is absolutely ridiculous for a powder. After trying it, though, I would buy this again in a heartbeat. It’s the best touch-up powder for on the go I’ve ever tried; weightless, lightly mattifying, and perfectly undetectable on the skin. The packaging on this is a massive plus, it’s beyond gorgeous and will look oh-so-chic when touching up makeup out and about in the world. Love. Chanel’s waterproof eyeliner was actually the first I ever tried way back in the seventh grade: I stole my mother’s and wore it down until it was this stub of wood. I decided to try out their twist-up waterproof version instead, and I must say, I’m impressed. The formula is drier than Urban Decay’s offerings, as this is more of a kohl-type pencil, so it doesn’t do wonders for tightlining, but it’s gorgeous smudged out on the upper and lower lashlines. Last but certainly not least we have my very first Rouge Coco Shine lipstick in the shade Deauville. It’s a muted brown-y pink shade that’s exactly my lip shade with a touch of shimmer and a bit more rose in it, so it’s perfect for the no-makeup makeup days to come with the hotter months. Simples.
Have you picked up any new beauty products? Be sure to let me know in the comments below!